I'm BAAAAACK!

Two years ago I started a blog. I made one post welcoming everyone to my blog making promises that got lost in what seemed to be the black whole. I was 5 weeks pregnant and planning on charting the whole thing. I could not find this invisible blog to save my life! Seriously? Whatever...I moved on. OK i haven't moved on...I'm annoyed because I could have been blogging (whatever that means) this WHOLE time. My pregnancy was amazing and I would have loved to blog your head off about it. I guess i can write about it when it comes up. My precious angle baby is turning one next week! How can this much time have already passed by before I actually realized that i wanted to search for my blog again? Tonight I was watching a show about an 860 pound boy who literally was being poisoned with food by his own mother. I got upset and turned the TV to the "Classical Masterpieces" station. I took a deep breath of horror thinking about all the things I wanted to say to this IDIOT mother of this fat boy and then it hit me. Why not stop watching other people's sick lives and start writing about my own. I am 226.6 pounds. That's right. But y'all, its because I'm big boned. Yeah right...how long have i coasted on THAT excuse. Read more about this hideous truth in my next blog.